Ew, ew, ew. Matthew and I got home last night to find feathers all over our bedroom, some went under the wardrobe door even, but no bird. It was pretty foul (no pun intended) because there was also blood against the wall, the phone cord, the feathers, one foot, one beak and no body. We turned all the cat-safe* rooms upside down and couldnt' find anything!! Ew!!!
Conan's scoreboard to date:
Socks from our washing: 6
Socks stolen from neighbours' washing: 18
Pegs which came in attached to socks: 3
Beanies and gloves nicked from the neighbourhood builders and painters: 4
Foreign cat-toys: 3
Tennis-ball sized kids cuddly toys he stole: 2
Curious George toys: 1
Mice: 1 (ew!)
Birds: evidence of 1
Also lost collars: 5 (including 3 designer collars, little troll!!!)
*Cat safe rooms - until recently we had to close off every room in the house, including the downstairs toilet, because the ratbag of a cat would bust into the room and eat the end off, or middle out of something, or drink out of the toilets, and Matthew would spit tacks. Like, really spit tacks!! Now we've removed potential chew-toys (including clothing, blankets and the like) they're now 'cat-safe'.
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